A conversation with Ella

I was planning on cleaning the toilet, but when I was about to, Ella ran in to use it. Doh. So I sat and waited for her to get done.

She hops off the toilet and says "Okay, first I am going to wipe my bottom, then you are going to look and see if I got all the poop, then you're going to help me put my underpants on, then I will flush the toilet and THEN you can clean it."

And I said "But what about the kisses? When do I get the kisses?"

And she thought for a minute, then said "After my underpants are on, and after I flush the toilet, but BEFORE you clean it. That's when you can have kisses."

Heeheeheehee.